I recently had the misfortune to experience a penis pump deflation.​ Although I’m not sure it’s the most common form of embarrassment a man can experience, it certainly stands out as one of the most uncomfortable!

It all started when a friend of mine suggested I try out a penis pump—he said it would be beneficial for improving my overall performance in bed.​ He was never one to lie, so I took him up on his offer and decided to give it a try.​

Little did I know at the time that I should have been more careful with my decision.​ Unsurprisingly, I had no real idea as to how to use the Penis Rings pump! I put it on and pumped away—thinking I had successfully increased my manhood’s size—only to find out the hard way that it had the opposite effect.​ Suddenly the pump had deflated and there I was standing there in utter humiliation.​

China Jarliet Child Love Dolls Little Cute Sex Toy Doll for Pleasure - China Small Doll and Kids ...It didn’t help that my friend laughed at me for a good minute and jokingly asked me if I should be investing in a smaller pump—it only added to my embarrassment! I wanted to sink through the floor and it took me a few moments to come to my senses.​

I quickly came up with a plan; I excused myself for a moment and ended up running away from the scene.​ I felt like a fool and all I wanted to do was hide away from my friend—and everyone else—so I went to my room and slammed the door shut.​

It was only then that I had the time to think about the situation.​ I had been so eager to try something new that I hadn’t paused to consider instruction manual or pump safety.​ I guess I had let my enthusiasm get the best of me.​

Maybe I should have gone to a gym or tried yoga to live the idea of a better sex life.​ A gym or a yoga class could also be useful for just staying healthy.​ Although this could be fun and a great option it would have required me to come out of my shell and meet new people.​ I considered the idea but in the end opted out of it.​

I had heard from friends that visualization is an effective way to reach goals and desired outcomes.​ So I sat down in my room and decided to give it a shot.​ After some time the image of a well-toned, powerful figure began to take shape in my mind.​ I spent hours visualizing this figure and eventually my mind began to associate work with pleasure.​

I know it may sound a bit odd but it was oddly satisfying in its own way and before I knew it I was able to stick to a regime of regular workouts and diet.​ As expected, my performance in the bedroom improved greatly and I now enjoy a healthy and pleasurable sex dolls life–enjoyments that I did not think were possible prior to the deflation of my penis pump.​