It’s a subject that most people avoid bringing up, but buying a dildo doesn’t have to be a stressful experience—just ask anyone who’s done it before. I am the perfect example of someone who has managed to purchase a dildo without anyone ever finding out. Here are my top tips to help you get the most out of the experience without having to worry about anyone finding out.
First and foremost, know how you are going to pay. I opted to use a prepaid card that was specifically for online purchases—essentially, it looks like a credit card, but the balance never goes beyond the amount I have put on it. This ensures that no one knows what I’m purchasing; the online statement doesn’t give away any personal information at all.
Next, you want to find a reputable store to buy from. My go-to store is an online store in a different country that offers discreet delivery. This way, the name of the store won’t appear on your credit card or bank statement. I also make sure to look into customer reviews to ensure that the store is reliable and has good customer service.
Third, be aware of your surroundings. I always like to purchase items from the comfort of my own home, in the middle of the night when I know no one will be peeking in on my purchases. I also make sure that my computer is secure and any sign of my activity is wiped clean afterwards.
Fourth, be prepared for the packaging. It’s important to be aware that the packaging may not be discreet. Be sure to ask the store if they can provide a discreet delivery and let them know your preferences.
Finally, be prepared for the delivery. I also make sure to be extra careful when it comes to delivery, and only have it delivered when I’m home and can store it away immediately. I also double check the package before I open it and make sure that it isn’t damaged or the wrong item.
These five tips have made it so much easier for me to purchase a dildo without anyone ever finding out. And, of course, it never hurts to be extra caution to ensure that no one ever finds out.
Speaking of extra caution, I also make sure to keep the receipt for the purchase. I keep it stashed away somewhere safe just in case I ever need to reference it when the item isn’t working properly or needs to be replaced. Storing it away in a bank lock box is a great way to make sure that it’s out of sight and sex toys mind of any nosy pals.
One of the most important steps when buying a dildo is understanding how you’ll use it. Do some research and decide what type of dildo you would like, the size that will fit comfortably, the material that works best for your body, as well as any additional features you might like. Looking for these details online can be a bit of a chore, so I like to ask friends who may be experienced in this department.
Another paramount step is to find a lubricant that works best for your dildo. It’s important to use something that won’t irritate your skin, as well as a lubricant that’s compatible with the material of your dildo. This is especially important if you’re looking for something long-lasting. I usually do some research online and read additional customer reviews to get a better understanding of what works best.
No matter how you decide to go about your dildo purchase, it’s always important to keep safety in mind. Be sure to research any specific safety instruction related to the type of dildo you’re buying and keep these in mind when using the item. I always make sure to store any dildos I use in a safe place and away from the reach of any children or pets.
Above all, it’s important to be prepared and stay comfortable in the process of purchasing your dildo. Obviously, the idea can be a bit uncomfortable but if you approach it with the right mindset, it doesn’t have to be a difficult task. Have confidence in yourself and don’t be afraid to ask for help if you need it. Above all, be sure to enjoy it responsibly!